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Lipe, meu irmão, pelo amor de Deus.

Dá uma olhada nessa matéria que tô te mandando no WhatsApp.

Isso aí é pra quebrar as pernas do candidato.

Olha isso. É urgente, hein?

Tá de sacanagem.

Claus, numa boa, bicho.

O mínimo que você tem que fazer

é dar uma olhada na fonte dessas matérias idiotas que você manda.

Deixa eu ver isso aqui. Express News.

Claus, onde você já ouviu falar desse jornal, Express News?

Porra, bicho. Você tá virando um mala com essas notícias mentirosas.

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